Shore Vacation Part I

The ho’s on Flavor of Love are a bunch of whores. “Hold it down”. What the hell does that mean? Dude is the ugliest crack head looking dude on earth. Not like Chris Rock in New Jack City. That shit was good.





“Gorgeous bombs”? Ninja please. I am just here the fights, for real.

Why the f is Lindsay Lohan in bars?

She’s not twenty F’ing one yet.

I really wish I had the loot to open a vegetarian restaurant wherever we went on vacation. It’s shit that we have to spend half of any vacation or more than half of the planning of a vacation on where we’ll eat. Bullshit

The Flyers traded Michael Handzus this past week. I liked that dude. Zeuss has a mullet and is from Czechoslovakia