Da Kine Bail bonds… Where is Dog when you need him?
“Though shall not put any plants before dog”

Was this trip a complete waste of time? Yes and no.

Yes in that I didn’t accomplish all that I wanted too, because I had to um, work?
Yes in that I was not able to help my wife with our teething infant
Yes in the fact that it was about 170 degrees in Philly and about 75 in Cali.

No in the fact that I was able to establish and reinforce some contacts making my job way either for the future…
No in the fact I was able to actually prove myself and hopefully transition the Labs portion of recruiting over to my colleague.

I better get a stinking raise for crying out loud.

I guess I learned a lot about myself, so that’s a really positive thing, right? It did seem like, on one hand, I was gone forever… (Missing my wife and baby) and not long at all (the actual time out here = not so much.

Why do people blog? Isn’t it really just the laziest form of opinion spreading fanzine? Some gush as if some people’s rants are gospel, never realizing that “man I had a bad day and so-and-so sucks, man”

Robin Williams = not funny. But I digress… Let me go back to that, Robbie Williams = Awesome. There is a difference.

Being a dad is awesome. Being married to the, the hottest woman around is better. Hey, I will type like I write. Stutters and all (at least this way I have spell cheq)

Lifetime said it best, “Irony is for Suckers”

Amen Ari Katz. He was once a fatty that stage dove and wore sweater vests.

Is it weird that I want to be rich? I guess it would be weirder if I didn’t want to be, right?

Someday I will not be so lazy anymore… haha that’s funny. Why am I though? Think randomly though. Odd, just like me. My wife really is a Saint®

“Fraa-giiillll-a, must be Italian!
That’s Fragile.”

Like the days of our lives… these are the samples of rusty children in rusty cages.

I think it was Gabe from Good and Plenty Fanzine that said kids that did fanzines really wanted to sing for bands. I agree! Circle gets a square.

Has your iPod made you sick of anything? It’s made me hella sick of Scream and Minor Threat. I know blasphemy from a loony straight edge not-so-youth.

Please stop using the word Uber, it is real lame. Can I say something is gay? Shit. I can’t boo.

Hey I’m a Philly guy and guess what, god willing, I always will be. F NYC fans. I hate that my baseball team blows and the ownershit SUCKS! I hate the fact they just don’t get it. Hey, it’s only money to them. I mean a team.

People should read more.
Starting with me.

I think I had a bun in the oven here. Hawaii. 4th Anniversary trip.

Do people ever say “excuse me” anymore? DICKS!

And listen to more Our Gang. They’re awesome. Always were. Always will be.

Oh, and watch Countdown with Keith Olbermann. One of the best daily (week day) show on television. Period. Sorry, the Daily Show and Colbert Report are not on Fridays.

Could someone fix my teeth please? That would be awesome. Thanks.

Philly as the fashion Mecca of the east coast? Yep. I started that shit ask John Williams or Toby Morse.

They’ll lay it all out for you. Don’t forget your boarding pass.

Why does the second Device demo remind me of Breakdown? And why if this is a 4 ½ hour flight, do I have 3 hours to go? I already watched that crappy Robin Williams R/V vehicle (intentional bad pun, denotes lame sarcasm)

F Pink being the new Blog, the real deal. It’s Sarcasm that is the new black. And I really think it’s lazy. Wow. Did I just say that?

Not be a cynic. Just trying to keep it real. And why does this little kid feel the need to go to the bathroom every two minutes? I really hope I can control our daughter better than half these yo-yo’s out here.
I won’t bother pointing out all that is wrong in the world. This flight sure is hell isn’t nearly long enough.

Man I miss my wife and kid

Is it weird that I like 2½ Men?

I like my job. I really do… I need a break though. VACATION NEXT WEEK!

I need to make more money. Or need to stop spending. “Excuse me, which way to e-Bay? Thanks. Wow, look at those shoes! I mean, Faster Justin – SELL! SELL!
Hey man. I never hated sports. You did? You’re a loser.

Dhani Jones needs to stop being such a fucking poet and start playing better football. Oh. And fuck Floyd Landass.

Oh and I am hella sick if Youth of Today, and fuck Ray Cappo. I got my reasons. $Two Hundred of ‘em. If someone asked “Yo where’s my packages?” I’d think there was something funny going on. And I ain’t talking funny haha. I will NEVER. NEVER use the acronym for Laugh out Loud. It’ll be haha till death… fuck your texting rules.

My wife gets giddy for fat kids. That makes me smile.

Teachers and parents talk about potential like we all have it. Well, what if we don’t what if we are born losers? Then what? What do we go back and tell our elementary school guidance councilors then? “Hey, I’m back and man, let me tell you something. I’m a loser! Well, not me, but you get the idear.

If the button for the elevator is already pushed, why the hell are you pushing it too? Just to be an asshole? I swear you are.

Murphy’s Law is bullshit.

Not the band.

I still like them.